tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71672394512963737132024-03-13T03:56:48.412-04:00Truly Hideous GiftsActual gifts that people have receivedKellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.comBlogger157125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-1766592074381010042010-10-13T13:14:00.005-04:002010-10-13T13:19:28.821-04:00Santa Craft Fail<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/TLXpzuH37wI/AAAAAAAAAik/FXz2XvunxYg/s1600/!Bn-e9(g!2k~%24(KGrHqMH-D0Etr2vRu!eBLlqsy)B9!~~_12.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 258px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5527581192430808834" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/TLXpzuH37wI/AAAAAAAAAik/FXz2XvunxYg/s320/!Bn-e9(g!2k~%24(KGrHqMH-D0Etr2vRu!eBLlqsy)B9!~~_12.jpg" /></a> Santa was tired of being overshadowed by all of the other shiny balls on the tree.<br /><br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-28256350386609944282010-06-06T18:41:00.003-04:002010-06-06T18:48:01.010-04:00The payback continues<div align="center">Most of you might remember <a href="http://trulyhideousgifts.blogspot.com/2010/02/q-what-do-these-things-have-in-common.html">this post </a>from not so long ago. Well, apparently the payback continues. My son received this from my mil:</div><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/TAwkY-nIu3I/AAAAAAAAAiM/wPJYpa6-HdI/s1600/Spin_Art_Frisbees.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479794858145659762" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/TAwkY-nIu3I/AAAAAAAAAiM/wPJYpa6-HdI/s320/Spin_Art_Frisbees.jpg" /></a> and this:</div><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/TAwkTQDwIMI/AAAAAAAAAiE/qWQeLA1CRcs/s1600/pottery%2520wheel.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 180px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479794759749869762" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/TAwkTQDwIMI/AAAAAAAAAiE/qWQeLA1CRcs/s320/pottery%2520wheel.jpg" /></a> One of these days she is going to run out of filthy gifts to give, then what will she do? Give a box of mud?<br /><br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-20251992279218634052010-05-05T16:36:00.001-04:002010-05-05T16:37:33.064-04:00MIA<div align="center">I know I have been MIA lately. I shall return, with the most hideous gifts ever! Stay tuned!</div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-34721983969838396512010-03-25T09:33:00.002-04:002010-03-25T09:34:00.219-04:00Send 'em in!<div align="center">Do you have a hideous gift that you have received from a well-meaning person (or perhaps, not so well-meaning)? If so, please send a pic to:</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="mailto:kelleyandjason@yahoo.com">kelleyandjason@yahoo.com</a></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-62243934816959421272010-02-14T21:40:00.007-05:002010-02-14T21:59:21.287-05:00Fancy footwear<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S3i0mKhoqiI/AAAAAAAAAhk/5gGBH2Vh95Y/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438295117803334178" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S3i0mKhoqiI/AAAAAAAAAhk/5gGBH2Vh95Y/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a> Lauren received these shaggy beauties as a Valentine's Day gift from her in-laws. Not exactly Bally's finest. A subtle hint, eh Lauren? In return you should give them Pledge and a rag. Do I spy Nemo in there somewhere?<br /><br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-2046008006189004232010-02-09T09:38:00.000-05:002010-02-09T09:39:47.719-05:00An assault on the eyes<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S3Fzd1xcXgI/AAAAAAAAAhc/JYff0gb9G_0/s1600-h/cheesywreath.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436253181700759042" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S3Fzd1xcXgI/AAAAAAAAAhc/JYff0gb9G_0/s320/cheesywreath.jpg" border="0" /></a> Yuck.<br /><br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-76495125157889589242010-02-04T09:57:00.007-05:002010-02-04T10:08:15.635-05:00Q: What do these things have in common?<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S2rgziIextI/AAAAAAAAAhU/SxQ_jK0NLjs/s1600-h/411Fq5loz3L__SS400_.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434403076316251858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S2rgziIextI/AAAAAAAAAhU/SxQ_jK0NLjs/s320/411Fq5loz3L__SS400_.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S2rgtP8PslI/AAAAAAAAAhM/uezZl-RjpFI/s1600-h/AAAAC4QvNQcAAAAAAHhxxw.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434402968353878610" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 220px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 220px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S2rgtP8PslI/AAAAAAAAAhM/uezZl-RjpFI/s320/AAAAC4QvNQcAAAAAAHhxxw.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S2rgmp0VWyI/AAAAAAAAAhE/CBUY07RXZz4/s1600-h/kazootoys-super-marble-run.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434402855040932642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S2rgmp0VWyI/AAAAAAAAAhE/CBUY07RXZz4/s320/kazootoys-super-marble-run.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S2rgiT60OaI/AAAAAAAAAg8/Yz1DVp3Qq0o/s1600-h/paperonipig.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434402780443064738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S2rgiT60OaI/AAAAAAAAAg8/Yz1DVp3Qq0o/s320/paperonipig.jpg" border="0" /></a> Answer: MESS</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">These were the gifts given to my children by my mother-in-law. She told us that my husband had toys with a lot of pieces when he was young, and now it is "payback time". I am being completely serious, she ACTUALLY said that! The Zubber does not have a lot of pieces, but on the package it warns parents that this WILL STAIN your clothes, furniture, skin, etc. My daughter opened it up to play, and was instantly covered in an oily film. You may as well give the child a bottle of olive oil to play with, may even be cleaner than this. I think someone should pour oil on my mil and then dump Paperoni and Pixos on her while she walks across a floor covered with marbles.<br /><div></div></div></div></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-63031754950393171922010-01-03T11:22:00.002-05:002010-01-03T11:30:47.290-05:00The gift that keeps on giving<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S0DESjJnz4I/AAAAAAAAAgs/lyGxwwL3oY4/s1600-h/expired_domain_name.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5422549774306365314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 242px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/S0DESjJnz4I/AAAAAAAAAgs/lyGxwwL3oY4/s320/expired_domain_name.jpg" border="0" /></a> A relative, who shall remain nameless (but you know who you are), gave my son some candy this Christmas that expired in 2006. If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times, don't buy candy at Big Lots!<br /><br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-84712146785848558172009-12-30T17:06:00.004-05:002009-12-30T17:22:46.935-05:00Who let the dogs out?<div align="center">This is a "County Dogpound Monster Truck" that my son received for his birthday. This features Hannibal Lecter type dogs, and other various thugs dressed in prison garb, apparently being rounded up by the truck to go back to the big house. This is easily the most nonsensical toy I have ever seen.</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SzvPUTQxEjI/AAAAAAAAAgk/FavjbzWj0ys/s1600-h/DSC09273.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421154524145455666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SzvPUTQxEjI/AAAAAAAAAgk/FavjbzWj0ys/s320/DSC09273.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /></div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SzvPMGmC4cI/AAAAAAAAAgc/EN48_WgRMgc/s1600-h/DSC09274.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421154383306088898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SzvPMGmC4cI/AAAAAAAAAgc/EN48_WgRMgc/s320/DSC09274.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SzvPDjifmyI/AAAAAAAAAgU/YHmu0p34YYE/s1600-h/DSC09275.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421154236456999714" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SzvPDjifmyI/AAAAAAAAAgU/YHmu0p34YYE/s320/DSC09275.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-39857521163659017032009-12-30T16:58:00.002-05:002009-12-30T17:01:51.472-05:00Happy New Year!<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SzvNMzHxO_I/AAAAAAAAAgM/izduXlf4XHk/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421152196235443186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 207px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SzvNMzHxO_I/AAAAAAAAAgM/izduXlf4XHk/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a> For your New Year's Resolution, each and every one of you should resolve to send me pics of your hideous gifts! I'll show you mine if you show me yours!<br /><br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-76398799083827512132009-12-25T09:11:00.003-05:002009-12-25T09:12:44.543-05:00Merry Christmas!<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SzTIOEEmltI/AAAAAAAAAgE/DPWBskMRnz4/s1600-h/its_a_wonderful_life_stort.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5419176395570321106" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 277px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SzTIOEEmltI/AAAAAAAAAgE/DPWBskMRnz4/s320/its_a_wonderful_life_stort.jpg" border="0" /></a> Have a very merry Christmas!! I will be waiting to see the pics of your hideous gifts!<br /><br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-62555411225948569222009-12-09T12:18:00.002-05:002009-12-09T12:19:17.467-05:00Keep your eyes peeled...<div align="center">...for any hideous gifts you may receive this holiday season. Send in pics to:</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="mailto:kelleyandjason@yahoo.com">kelleyandjason@yahoo.com</a></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-74333601737058565382009-11-23T13:11:00.001-05:002009-11-23T13:13:14.616-05:00Happy Thanksgiving<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SwrQnGWAzOI/AAAAAAAAAf8/SrRfstelZVg/s1600/TD-00038-C.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407363672748117218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 222px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SwrQnGWAzOI/AAAAAAAAAf8/SrRfstelZVg/s320/TD-00038-C.jpg" border="0" /></a> Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!<br /><div align="center"><br /><br /></div></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-17397985109721269642009-11-17T10:05:00.002-05:002009-11-17T10:11:39.981-05:00She's nuts<div align="center">My son is deathly allergic to peanuts, and has been his whole life. So what did his aunt give him for Christmas last year? </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SwK8jEiAKbI/AAAAAAAAAfs/UkXK7mVV33A/s1600/large_Peanuts.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405089813495818674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 212px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SwK8jEiAKbI/AAAAAAAAAfs/UkXK7mVV33A/s320/large_Peanuts.jpg" border="0" /></a> He was never her favorite nephew.</div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-1341652434091431582009-11-04T20:03:00.005-05:002009-11-04T20:09:35.410-05:00Thanksgiving crapty<div align="center">If you are planning on giving crafts as gifts this Thanksgiving, please give something cute like this:</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SvIlME7lJwI/AAAAAAAAAfc/vo3tbR9hZb8/s1600-h/nativeamericans.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400419792582944514" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 175px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 154px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SvIlME7lJwI/AAAAAAAAAfc/vo3tbR9hZb8/s320/nativeamericans.gif" border="0" /></a> NOT like this Thanksgiving crapty (literally, it looks like):</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SvIlG84-PuI/AAAAAAAAAfU/uyjNTeAgqLg/s1600-h/p1010912.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400419704525176546" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SvIlG84-PuI/AAAAAAAAAfU/uyjNTeAgqLg/s320/p1010912.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-56860403708955165452009-11-04T19:55:00.002-05:002009-11-04T19:55:48.176-05:00Send 'em in!<div align="center">Have you received a truly hideous gift? Send a pic to:</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="mailto:kelleyandjason@yahoo.com">kelleyandjason@yahoo.com</a></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-45556823338222348112009-10-31T15:23:00.000-04:002009-10-31T15:24:40.844-04:00Happy Halloween!<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SuyO35vXowI/AAAAAAAAAe8/U0VppVgJThk/s1600-h/party1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398847144353833730" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 243px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SuyO35vXowI/AAAAAAAAAe8/U0VppVgJThk/s320/party1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-50835801751701942082009-10-16T11:48:00.004-04:002009-11-17T16:56:30.290-05:00A Gutsy Gift<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/StiVyCbIVbI/AAAAAAAAAe0/jkj7cysUQCM/s1600-h/hello-guts-1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5393225240652830130" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/StiVyCbIVbI/AAAAAAAAAe0/jkj7cysUQCM/s320/hello-guts-1.jpg" border="0" /></a> An unsuspecting child received this Hello Kitty anatomy doll for her birthday. Do we really need to see the innards of an otherwise sweet and innocent toy? What is this really teaching the child, that their own organs have faces and hair bows? Someone was on something when they came up with this gruesome idea. I will never look at another Hello Kitty in the same way again.<br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-13779568233895781152009-10-08T09:23:00.005-04:002009-10-08T09:45:54.317-04:00Crafty + crap = crapty<div align="center">PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">Please don't make crapty.</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/Ss3rY164TKI/AAAAAAAAAek/24ns7pzL7Yg/s1600-h/spider-craft11.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390223141055777954" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/Ss3rY164TKI/AAAAAAAAAek/24ns7pzL7Yg/s320/spider-craft11.jpg" border="0" /></a>Make a cool item, like this old guy pumpkin:</div><div align="center"><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/Ss3rUcvA_cI/AAAAAAAAAec/m0QuKDeSswk/s1600-h/Halloween_craft.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390223065575652802" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 314px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 224px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/Ss3rUcvA_cI/AAAAAAAAAec/m0QuKDeSswk/s320/Halloween_craft.jpg" border="0" /></a> Who incidentally reminds me of Dick Van Dyke:<br /><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/Ss3rPB_FniI/AAAAAAAAAeU/GDbBvd3lfuQ/s1600-h/Van%2520Dyke%2520288056572_150x200.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390222972495961634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/Ss3rPB_FniI/AAAAAAAAAeU/GDbBvd3lfuQ/s320/Van%2520Dyke%2520288056572_150x200.jpg" border="0" /></a> Thanks for listening.</div><br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-58468630194243193992009-10-01T09:20:00.000-04:002009-10-01T09:21:43.934-04:00Here comes Squarnta Claus<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SsSswHaK6RI/AAAAAAAAAeI/aUrkUgvMEZg/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387620996864469266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SsSswHaK6RI/AAAAAAAAAeI/aUrkUgvMEZg/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-71614606834200188982009-09-16T10:27:00.021-04:002009-09-16T10:43:51.253-04:00Just stick it anywhere<div align="center"> People will slap a thermometer on anything:</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3zvMtZ-I/AAAAAAAAAd4/wQRCTCI7BwM/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382074022922905570" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3zvMtZ-I/AAAAAAAAAd4/wQRCTCI7BwM/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3j-bFOCI/AAAAAAAAAdw/BtKf79W3LEc/s1600-h/300774637_tp.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382073752131811362" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 270px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3j-bFOCI/AAAAAAAAAdw/BtKf79W3LEc/s320/300774637_tp.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3fIBwnTI/AAAAAAAAAdo/ElREWwL-dNs/s1600-h/299794022_tp.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382073668810612018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 290px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3fIBwnTI/AAAAAAAAAdo/ElREWwL-dNs/s320/299794022_tp.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3WBKIh3I/AAAAAAAAAdY/_nF-6I4XttE/s1600-h/188605571_tp.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382073512347862898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 225px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3WBKIh3I/AAAAAAAAAdY/_nF-6I4XttE/s320/188605571_tp.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3QM5bjuI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/K_wjIkYwE-o/s1600-h/3e58_35.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382073412419817186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 225px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3QM5bjuI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/K_wjIkYwE-o/s320/3e58_35.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3KysU0KI/AAAAAAAAAdI/2RlxZeskK8U/s1600-h/!BZVN53!B2k~%24(KGrHgoOKiwEjlLmDn3YBKmLsGDhh!~~_35.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382073319486181538" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 225px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3KysU0KI/AAAAAAAAAdI/2RlxZeskK8U/s320/!BZVN53!B2k~%24(KGrHgoOKiwEjlLmDn3YBKmLsGDhh!~~_35.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3F7ep54I/AAAAAAAAAdA/Kos8yEyQKEs/s1600-h/!BZlqnP!BWk~%24(KGrHgoH-CcEjlLl4lRpBKnbcwv)5!~~_35.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382073235945416578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 225px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3F7ep54I/AAAAAAAAAdA/Kos8yEyQKEs/s320/!BZlqnP!BWk~%24(KGrHgoH-CcEjlLl4lRpBKnbcwv)5!~~_35.jpg" border="0" /></a><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382073149915565778" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 225px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD3A6_ijtI/AAAAAAAAAc4/l606f5-tR5o/s320/!BYbpGzw!mk~%24(KGrHgoOKjYEjlLmS1ctBKhfTkE(w!~~_35.jpg" border="0" /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD2nDqe1JI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/rXyUhRmhYYs/s1600-h/!B,LijwgBGk~%24(KGrHgoH-DoEjlLluCsSBKqT7i38fw~~_35.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382072705566561426" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 195px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD2nDqe1JI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/rXyUhRmhYYs/s320/!B,LijwgBGk~%24(KGrHgoH-DoEjlLluCsSBKqT7i38fw~~_35.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD2hQbDh6I/AAAAAAAAAcI/Cp-gxBBR8XU/s1600-h/!B,HvpdgBWk~%24(KGrHgoOKiwEjlLmVWD3BKq!Y9mwBg~~_35.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382072605912303522" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 225px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD2hQbDh6I/AAAAAAAAAcI/Cp-gxBBR8XU/s320/!B,HvpdgBWk~%24(KGrHgoOKiwEjlLmVWD3BKq!Y9mwBg~~_35.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382072494282720754" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 225px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD2awkfRfI/AAAAAAAAAcA/a9YcyxaHoeM/s320/!B,H9Fgg!mk~%24(KGrHgoOKj4EjlLmZqN)BKqBF)0-sQ~~_35.jpg" border="0" /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD2UospF1I/AAAAAAAAAb4/O-o0cwwhSVo/s1600-h/!B,dzfvgCGk~%24(KGrHgoOKkIEjlLmUkORBKrn!UZTc!~~_35.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382072389090219858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 226px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD2UospF1I/AAAAAAAAAb4/O-o0cwwhSVo/s320/!B,dzfvgCGk~%24(KGrHgoOKkIEjlLmUkORBKrn!UZTc!~~_35.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD2Oqlv7nI/AAAAAAAAAbw/2Ixvp0lRcG0/s1600-h/!B,!iBIgB2k~%24(KGrHgoOKisEjlLl7pG)BKpbr%2BFQP!~~_3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382072286518963826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 216px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SrD2Oqlv7nI/AAAAAAAAAbw/2Ixvp0lRcG0/s320/!B,!iBIgB2k~%24(KGrHgoOKisEjlLl7pG)BKpbr%2BFQP!~~_3.jpg" border="0" /></a> What do you have with a thermometer stuck on it? Please send a pic to:</div><div align="center"><a href="mailto:kelleyandjason@yahoo.com">kelleyandjason@yahoo.com</a><br /></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-89180838165663643152009-09-14T20:34:00.000-04:002009-09-14T20:36:05.324-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/Sq7hTqb2AoI/AAAAAAAAAbo/ywNOv9tAY4k/s1600-h/pat111.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381486332679160450" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 256px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/Sq7hTqb2AoI/AAAAAAAAAbo/ywNOv9tAY4k/s320/pat111.jpg" border="0" /></a>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-24172371661510030602009-09-14T14:00:00.003-04:002009-09-14T14:29:17.121-04:00Sipping Santa's brain<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/Sq6HQNkASuI/AAAAAAAAAbg/UUA-ZKlsUjs/s1600-h/IMG_0643.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381387317342653154" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/Sq6HQNkASuI/AAAAAAAAAbg/UUA-ZKlsUjs/s320/IMG_0643.JPG" border="0" /></a> I never understood why people would want to drink out of someone's head, yet these head mugs keep cropping up everywhere in every form possible. Disturbing.<br /><br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-10121538462881974722009-09-04T09:36:00.003-04:002009-09-04T09:58:40.445-04:00Inappropriate on so many levels<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SqEZW37r8BI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/Mts25RywRxo/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377607310819192850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SqEZW37r8BI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/Mts25RywRxo/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SqEZMpFW7bI/AAAAAAAAAbI/KFzMx19PAS4/s1600-h/untitled2.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377607135034535346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SqEZMpFW7bI/AAAAAAAAAbI/KFzMx19PAS4/s320/untitled2.bmp" border="0" /></a> This gift was given to a one-year-old boy for his birthday. It is clearly marked on the box that this is meant for ages 3+. What <strong>could have</strong> happened: Once his parents opened the box for him and gave him the blocks, he proceeded to chew the splintery pieces before hurling them through every window of the house. What <strong>actually</strong> happened: His smart parents locked up the weapons deep in the closet for when he is older, and avoided the "thoughtful" relatives for a long time. Now, getting to these "thoughtful" relatives, another point needs to be made here. This gift was not the result of one family, but FOUR families. Yes, FOUR extremely generous families chipped in about 3 cents each and bought these weapons for their one-year-old relative. What gems!<br /><div> </div><br /></div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7167239451296373713.post-58217562441632010822009-08-25T10:50:00.005-04:002009-08-25T11:10:21.375-04:00There is nowhere to hide<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SpP67vBHWQI/AAAAAAAAAa8/SJcWaelaCEM/s1600-h/IMG_0635.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373914684523501826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JEaWloTRnXA/SpP67vBHWQI/AAAAAAAAAa8/SJcWaelaCEM/s320/IMG_0635.JPG" border="0" /></a> This is definitely the worst kind of gift. An ugly outdoor item from someone who lives nearby. Someone received this sightless swan lawn planter from his next door neighbor as a welcome gift when he moved into the neighborhood. What else could he do except put it on his lawn? If I were him, I would reciprocate and give <em><a href="http://trulyhideousgifts.blogspot.com/2009/07/not-finga.html">this</a></em> as a gift to <em>them</em>. Touché.</div>Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10279481823566867190noreply@blogger.com3