Spidey Surprise

My son received this notepad as a gift from a relative. Seems like a good gift with the cool picture of Spider-Man that many boys would enjoy. I picked up the notebook and absentmindedly flipped through it, and found...

a little picture of Barbie on every page.

Weird. And what's equally weird, is the "HOW ARE YOU" at the top of every page. It is a bit reminiscent of "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." Kinda creepy.

May as well spit in my eye

And only today.

Yikes.

Someone received this thing which I can only describe as a deranged Easter fairy in drag, singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the top of his/her lungs. Maybe this would look good in Richard Simmons's house, but it is out of place anywhere else.

More eye-popping fun

Here we have yet another item from the Marty Feldman Toy Collection.

Sun-kissed

Someone received this sculpture titled "Kiss of the Sun". I think that "Kiss of Death" would have been a more appropriate title.

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Doggone floor

Someone sent in this photo of a gift that they received from a coworker. It appears to be a floor that a dog had occupied at some point. Which, in fact, it had. This is what it is supposed to look like:

Which begs the question, why didn't they include the dog?