Ready? OK!

Give me an H! Give me an I! Give me a D! Give me an E! Give me an O! Give me another ear! Give me a U! Give me an S! What does that spell? Hideous! A friend of mine received this when she was a cheerleader in high school. This has to be the creepiest little gift I have ever seen. It's so...realistic. Yuck.

Ugh.

And friends need to stop giving plaques like this.

I have a feeling that Binta is never going to hear from Marcia again.

Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day! Here's hoping you receive some fabulous hideous gifts like these knit bile-colored slippers.

I'd rather be oinking

My mother bought me a box of these masks to help prevent the swine flu:

I would have preferred something more stylish, such as one of these beauties:

I particularly like the Nadya Suleman/Angelina Jolie/Joker one in the Greg square. Or the Alyssa Milano one in the Jan square.

We know you've got 'em!

Ever made this face after receiving a present? We want you to send in some pics of your hideous gifts! Send 'em to:

kelleyandjason@yahoo.com

Monkey see not, monkey do not

I received this pen from a friend who recently visited Costa Rica. Do you know why this monkey is happy? Because although he has misshapen elf ears and nostrils the size of airplane hangars, behind those dead, sightless eyes he is glad that he does not have the swine flu.

Pass the Pledge

My cousin received this revolting cat doll for her birthday. Nothing says love like a cat with a bean bag body wearing a tutu in its armpits complete with shriveled up arms and legs. Maybe this thing could double as a duster for that shelf.