I've got big...

I don't even know what these are supposed to be, but he looks quite proud of himself.

On a side note, if you click on this, you will see that he has a mutilated Van Gogh ear happening. This whole figurine is just odd and a bit creepy if you ask me. Also, it's time for a change of clothes. Yuck.

What the ?

This is the stuff of nightmares.

Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day! Here's hoping you get a tie as ugly as this one (so I can put it on my blog). Yes, I am still selfish, even on Father's Day (except I'm really not, as my husband is out running a road race right now while I am home with the 6 kids). Go Hon! Hope you don't trip and fall so you have to come home early to help me. I had better go and put this rut maker away before he gets home...

Serve it up

An anonymous reader sent this in:

"The picture shows one of the gifts that my son got from my mother-in-law last Christmas. Yes- that is a box of precooked bacon. Why? Because he likes bacon? He also likes dirt and bugs (shush- don't tell Grandma)!"

Billy Jr., Mommy is busy. Go play with your bacon and Matchbox cars.

Frightful Fairy

This is a major assault on my eyes. What is with all of the junk hanging from this flounder-faced fairy? I have no idea, but thank God there is a first aid kit on there, because when my eyes are done bleeding I will need some treatment.

Blech.

This crafty crappity crap has to go.