Sipping Santa's brain

I never understood why people would want to drink out of someone's head, yet these head mugs keep cropping up everywhere in every form possible. Disturbing.

Inappropriate on so many levels

This gift was given to a one-year-old boy for his birthday. It is clearly marked on the box that this is meant for ages 3+. What could have happened: Once his parents opened the box for him and gave him the blocks, he proceeded to chew the splintery pieces before hurling them through every window of the house. What actually happened: His smart parents locked up the weapons deep in the closet for when he is older, and avoided the "thoughtful" relatives for a long time. Now, getting to these "thoughtful" relatives, another point needs to be made here. This gift was not the result of one family, but FOUR families. Yes, FOUR extremely generous families chipped in about 3 cents each and bought these weapons for their one-year-old relative. What gems!

There is nowhere to hide

This is definitely the worst kind of gift. An ugly outdoor item from someone who lives nearby. Someone received this sightless swan lawn planter from his next door neighbor as a welcome gift when he moved into the neighborhood. What else could he do except put it on his lawn? If I were him, I would reciprocate and give this as a gift to them. Touché.

Returning with more hideous gifts

I am back from vacation and I have lots of hideous gifts to share with you. Stay tuned!

Let's have 'em!

Send pics of your hideous gifts to:

kelleyandjason@yahoo.com

Stalking Santa

Santa is always watching...from every angle.