I've got big...

I don't even know what these are supposed to be, but he looks quite proud of himself.

On a side note, if you click on this, you will see that he has a mutilated Van Gogh ear happening. This whole figurine is just odd and a bit creepy if you ask me. Also, it's time for a change of clothes. Yuck.

What the ?

This is the stuff of nightmares.

Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day! Here's hoping you get a tie as ugly as this one (so I can put it on my blog). Yes, I am still selfish, even on Father's Day (except I'm really not, as my husband is out running a road race right now while I am home with the 6 kids). Go Hon! Hope you don't trip and fall so you have to come home early to help me. I had better go and put this rut maker away before he gets home...

Serve it up

An anonymous reader sent this in:

"The picture shows one of the gifts that my son got from my mother-in-law last Christmas. Yes- that is a box of precooked bacon. Why? Because he likes bacon? He also likes dirt and bugs (shush- don't tell Grandma)!"

Billy Jr., Mommy is busy. Go play with your bacon and Matchbox cars.

Frightful Fairy

This is a major assault on my eyes. What is with all of the junk hanging from this flounder-faced fairy? I have no idea, but thank God there is a first aid kit on there, because when my eyes are done bleeding I will need some treatment.

Blech.

This crafty crappity crap has to go.

We need pics of your hideous gifts!

It's that time again, when I ask you to please dig into those closets, drawers, attics, and garages to send me pics of your hideous gifts! Even if you think that they are only slightly hideous, trust me, I will find and bring out the hideousness in them!

Send the photos to:

kelleyandjason@yahoo.com

Thanks!

Yay. Let's celebrate.

Happy depressing birthday.

R.I.P. Norman Brinker

As a Friday regular at Chili's, I just wanted to say thank you Mr. Brinker for the delicious chicken platter and molten cake dessert.

Oh mye.

A wife made this for her husband to hang on their Christmas tree. Quite a strange gift, unless her husband is this guy:

Shelly Shipwreck

Why do people make crap with shells? Please stop.

Mutant on the Bounty

Now we know why the remains of Noah and his wife were never found.