Happy Halloween!

A Gutsy Gift

An unsuspecting child received this Hello Kitty anatomy doll for her birthday. Do we really need to see the innards of an otherwise sweet and innocent toy? What is this really teaching the child, that their own organs have faces and hair bows? Someone was on something when they came up with this gruesome idea. I will never look at another Hello Kitty in the same way again.

Crafty + crap = crapty

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Please don't make crapty.

Make a cool item, like this old guy pumpkin:

Who incidentally reminds me of Dick Van Dyke:

Thanks for listening.

Here comes Squarnta Claus