Wednesday, January 7, 2009

My eyes have shriveled up and fallen out

Here we have this ridiculously ugly vase. Yes, vase. Who on this planet would actually put flowers in this thing?? It looks like a petrified pineapple. That someone tried to kill by shooting it. To put it out of its misery. And mine.

6 comments:

Hyena Overlord said...

What the hell? I mean, really what is it?

Kell said...

I know, isn't it horrible?? My eyes are bleeding. I think that it might be some ancient giant pinecone or something. It looks like a pinecone mushroom cloud. Someone put a test tube in the middle to make it into a vase. Unreal.

Anonymous said...

At first glance it looked like a rotten potato with too many eyes, enlarged ones at that. I guess I had the rotten orange still in my head.

Anonymous said...

I don't think putting flowers in it is an option, considering all the orifices.

Anonymous said...

Somehow they've managed to create a vase that actually looks gruesome and nauseating!

Anonymous said...

This thing is so ugly and depressing that I think I'd have to up my dosage of Prozac if I had to live with it.