Three Wolf Moon

Someone had better send a case of these to my ex boyfriend because he is having a hard time finding a girlfriend who can hold a candle to me. Pfft. Good luck.

Watch out Harry Potter

Here we have this stunning purple octopus angel complete with a pipe cleaner halo and randomly splattered globs of glitter. While this may not look good on your Christmas tree, it does make a nifty duster. I have to add that this was NOT made by a child. Is it just me, or does this remind you of a dementor?

Dig in those closets!

Don't be shy- send in a pic of a hideous gift you have received! Send it to:

kelleyandjason@yahoo.com

Happy Memorial Day!

Thank you to all of you who are serving or have served our country.

Rosemary's Baby

The same person who received the cheerleading mouse received this peculiar gift from the same peculiar friend, to celebrate the birth of her first child. A bit of advice, drop this crazy friend like a used piece of chewing gum found on the floor in a Mexican hospital in the swine flu ward.

Meowus Maximus

Here we have this bulbous butterfly cowboy cat decoration made from smelly old nylons and whatever else was lying around the house at the time. The terrified look in its eyes is most likely due to the *ss stuck on its face.

100

This is my 100th post! Here's to the next 100!

GO ADAM!!!!!

FTW!!!!!!!!!!

Did you see the gift I got? Yes, I...

What's that sonny?

Which is why this thing isn't smiling. More like grimacing. Either that or it smells something bad. On a side note, is this a male or female? It looks like a grandmother with a goatee. Or a hippie grandfather. Either way, it looks like my mother-in-law. Woo-hoo! Went there again!

Ready? OK!

Give me an H! Give me an I! Give me a D! Give me an E! Give me an O! Give me another ear! Give me a U! Give me an S! What does that spell? Hideous! A friend of mine received this when she was a cheerleader in high school. This has to be the creepiest little gift I have ever seen. It's so...realistic. Yuck.

Ugh.

And friends need to stop giving plaques like this.

I have a feeling that Binta is never going to hear from Marcia again.

Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day! Here's hoping you receive some fabulous hideous gifts like these knit bile-colored slippers.

I'd rather be oinking

My mother bought me a box of these masks to help prevent the swine flu:

I would have preferred something more stylish, such as one of these beauties:

I particularly like the Nadya Suleman/Angelina Jolie/Joker one in the Greg square. Or the Alyssa Milano one in the Jan square.

We know you've got 'em!

Ever made this face after receiving a present? We want you to send in some pics of your hideous gifts! Send 'em to:

kelleyandjason@yahoo.com

Monkey see not, monkey do not

I received this pen from a friend who recently visited Costa Rica. Do you know why this monkey is happy? Because although he has misshapen elf ears and nostrils the size of airplane hangars, behind those dead, sightless eyes he is glad that he does not have the swine flu.

Pass the Pledge

My cousin received this revolting cat doll for her birthday. Nothing says love like a cat with a bean bag body wearing a tutu in its armpits complete with shriveled up arms and legs. Maybe this thing could double as a duster for that shelf.