Sunday, December 14, 2008

Boyfriend Deterrent


My father gave this to me when I was a teenager. Notice how it has not been used. My father's ploy did not work.
I guess this could be useful if you need an excuse for why you were late for work. "I was walking to work (right there you get points because walking to work is environmentally correct) and I tripped and fell into a ditch. I was there for hours."

5 comments:

Chimaera said...

Ah, nothing shows love from a father to his daughter like a perfume scented with the odour of grime.

It could be worse, in that it could be titled "Crap".

What did you give him in return?

Melissa@MamaMonoblogs said...

Well, he tried right? I'd say it didn't work for sure :o)

Kell said...

LOL Melissa! :)

Anonymous said...

Notice the weird marketing of this product: it's called "Dirt," a "pick-me-up" seduction perfume yet "simple, subtle." Where's the subtlety? Have never seen such a wordy perfume label.

Kell said...

True. Nothing subtle about dirt.