Misguided Attempt to Show Kindness. My mother received this anti-aging electrical mask for her birthday. I'm trying to come up with something more insulting but I've got nada. On a side note, no wonder why Jason Voorhees has such beautiful skin.
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You know, when I saw that picture, that is immediately what I thought up! Equip your mom with a chain saw and she could clear out a city block by only walking out the door. :)
Sarah
So that's why the neighbors have been MIA! I told her to stop wearing it while gardening but she just doesn't listen!
Does it work? Has she ever tried it? Hey, anything beats going under the knife.
Just curious: does it come in different sizes?
She tried it and nearly passed out from the pain.
No, it is one size fits all wrinkled faces.
"M.A.S.K": does that mean someone might come out looking like Rusty?
Right out of the movies...
The Silence of the Lambs with Anthony Hopkins
Warm regards from:
Ellen Kimball
(Movie Reviewer from WAY BACK -- now a resident of Portland, OR, but former Bostonian from 1972-1998)
You want to see something I found at a garage sale for 20 cents?
I call these RUBBER CHAIN OBJECTS. Hundreds of people have tried to identify them, with no luck.
I have had these for years and DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
Feel free to cut, paste, and post this at your site:
http://tinyurl.com/ctaq78
Warm regards,
Ellen Kimball
Hi Ellen,
Welcome to the blog! Is there a website with your movie reviews? I would love to check them out! Those rubber chain objects might just be the strangest things I have ever seen. Thanks for the pic!
Kell
Hi Kell,
If you have the patience, you can go to www.kgw.com and type in my professional name -- Ellen Kimball. All of my reviews come up that way.
There are many more from 2004-2008 at www.Democraticunderground.com
Search for Radio_Lady -- or better still Radio_Lady Reviews (don't forget the underscore). I don't post there anymore.
Others from 1971-82 are in a box in my bedroom, typed neatly on letterhead paper from the three radio stations I worked for during that timeframe. I thought about putting them up on the Internet, but they are VERY OLD, as I am.
Thanks for your interest.
Ellen Kimball
Portland, OR
(Woman, wife, radio broadcaster, film reviewer, mother, stepmother, grandmother, stepgrandmother)
Nice gift for a Hockey Mom.
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