From the Jeffrey Dahmer Office Collection we have this fine foot pencil holder. This was given to me by an old neighbor (who has since moved and left no forwarding address). This is so realistic that I think I can actually see the veins throbbing. And it smells.
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Seriously! Where do you meet the peope who give you these things?? I think you must give off some weird vibe or something-LOL. Never. Seen. Anything.Like.It.
"It smells"- too funny!!
Melissa,
The weirder thing is that I have actually KEPT these gifts over the years! Something is definitely wrong there...
If it would only take a hike... Quite a feat in gift-giving.
Perish the thought--but did it come with the other foot?
What kind of heel would give a gift like that? I'd call the tow truck to take it away and tell them to step on it! The gift is totally bare without any sole.
Is the second toe longer than the big toe?
I think it is- I have heard that it is a sign of intelligence. But not on the buyer's behalf.
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